If Leia Was A Good MILF To Kylo Ren – MILF Phonesex With Ilene

MILF Phonesex With Ilene

Leia was so busy being a General she neglected the needs of her son. Yes, I do believe that is why Kylo Ren idolizes his grandfather and is teetering the Dark Side.

If Leia, who we all know was a very hot young woman, so, when Kylo was born, I’m very sure she was an amazing MILF. Powerful, confident, strong, smart, and you and I both know, hot as hell is slave gear. Imagine how much she could have taught Kylo instead of pushing him off to his Uncle.

A good MILF likes to make sure all of her son’s friends come to visit. When they do, she takes care of all of them. However, Leia was so involved with saving the whole galaxy thing and her on and off marriage to Han, Kylo didn’t get to have many friends, if any. So, I don’t think Kylo developed his social skills as well as he should have.

But, what I think is the biggest problem, and it stems from Kylo not having any friends, is all of Kylo sexual repression. Imagine being Leia’s son. Think about it, you know as well as I do you would have some very dirty thoughts about your mom if she was Leia. Also, you know Leia and Han were always fucking, do you think Kylo didn’t hear them. How many times did Kylo have to wank his saber listening to his mom going down on his dad? If Leia was the MILF she should have been, she would have taught her son all about how to please a woman.

No, you don’t send an awkward, sexually repressed kid to his Uncle to learn how to use a lightsaber, you teach them yourself. If she would have put on that Slave Leia uniform, leaned in, taught Kylo how to grasp his saber, stroke it, and even give him kisses in every place possible, Kylo would have learned to not be so emo all the time. All Kylo needed to be healthy and happy was quality time with his MILF of a mom, Princess Leia.

*Sigh* But, since she didn’t embrace her MILF side, poor Kylo, who just needs a hug, is embracing the dark side.

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Ilene

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