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Ever wondered what you should do with your tiny dick? Other than cut it off, and try to be a girl, I mean. *Giggles*I have a few ideas for you in Tiny Dick 101: Introduction To Your Disappointing Penis Phone Sex

You should try and hide it! Over compensate as much as possible!

Suck on my pussy so well, that I squirt 3 times, all over your face, and maybe then, I won’t care when you show up with the short end of the stick!

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We’re Silver and Sadie, the meanest MILF team ever. Santa sends us after the naughty boys. If you’ve been extra naughty this year, then be prepared to be made into our little whore. Continue reading Mean MILFS Want you to be our Ho Ho Ho Phonesex

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I know sometimes life gives hard issues. How ever, I am a very, very experienced sex therapist who can help you through all those little deep, penetrating issues. We can address every little fetish and perfoamnce issue in exacting, excruciating detail. Really lay your psyche naked, darling.

It’s only to make you better, and enhance your performance in day to day tasks, isn’t it dear? So there’s no need to be shy, no need to close any doors. Just open up for me, let me in, and then, feel the rush of sweet, sweet release.

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I sat in the dark in the living room with a bottle of wine in the red lace and velvet lingerie I had put on to surprise my husband. He had chosen to sleep rather than being excited by my surprise. I’m sure he had his reasons but as I sat there having my 3rd glass of wine, they were becoming less important to me. I began to let the anger take over. The 4th glass and I was ready to take my revenge. I sat there wishing that another man would walk through that front door and silently vowed that I would fuck him whoever it was. I would be a dirty, nasty slut for that man. I would do things to him that my husband could never dream of doing.

I let my imagination run wild while I finished off the bottle. Then the door did open. I couldn’t believe it. My son, all grown and every inch a man came through the doorway. “Mom? Why are you sitting in the dark?” he asked and turned on the light.

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I went to the mall this last weekend and there was a line weaving in and out all over the place full of families.  Chattering little ones all waiting in line to tell Santa Claus what they want under their tree.  In years past I have waited in that line.  You see, I know I’m on the naughty list, but something about sitting on that jolly old fuck’s lap makes me drip with excitement.

Being the naughty girl that I am, I marched to the front of the line, ignoring the families behind me protesting the awful line cutting.  This year I was going to tell Santa what I really wanted…

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Sure you thought you were in love Santa Clause, but you ain’t never been to my house without missing yourself some hot cocoa.

You know every year when you squeeze down my chimney you find yourself entranced by the sensual erotic beauty that only comes with being an Ebony Queen.

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T’was the Kink Before Phonesex

Huge Kudos to our Great Client and Dear Friendly Perv, rickrick who gave us this early Christmas treat.

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Thanks rickrick!  Check your email for our own thank you to you!

Merry Kinkmas to all and  Pervy New Year!

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